1. When you have to use the stairs

You literally become an avalanche

2. When your friends want to give your crutches a “test drive”

COME BACK HERE WITH MY CRUTCHES OR I’LL BEAT YOU

3. Trying to get into one of those bathtub showers

“MY LEG!” -fish from Spongebob

4. Trying to get on the toilet is like landing a helicopter

beep beep beep beep…. D E S T R U C T I O N !

5. Dealing with everyone’s attention got you like:

Stop looking at me.

6. Not being able to drive

Y U NO WORK FOOT?!

7. Carrying anything is a struggle

Give me a third arm pls.